Not to get sappy, but I'll get sappy anyway: A day after the United States' Thanksgiving holiday, I truly feel thankful that I live in a nation in which such opportunity is available to all.
From the Boston Herald:
Alabama State has the pieces to contend for another SWAC title. Center Grienntys Chief Kickingstallionsims, a member of the Navajo tribe, is a 7-1, 265 lb. center who could become Chief Kickingserioustail if he continues to improve. Kickingstallionsims averaged eight points in 16 minutes last season and is a second-team preseason conference pick heading into 2008-09.So far this year, he has averaged
PPG | APG | 3P% | RPG | BPG | SPG |
6.3 | 0.3 | .000 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 0 |
Chief's not kicking stallion butts yet! As we see below, his name does not even mean what I so yearned for it to mean...
Collegehoops.net Top 20 Best Names in college basketball:
10) Preston LeMaster - Kentucky
Why? I am the LeMaster of my own domain!
9) Dipo Popoola - Northeastern
Why? Would be twice as funny if his name was Poopola.
8) Fats Cuyler - MSTU
Why? I used to bowl with a guy named Fats. He was fat.
7) Austin Swig - Montana
Why? It would be cool if college kids yelled "Swig! Swig! Swig! Swig!" at parties.
6) Cleve Woodfork - Tenn-Martin
Why? It takes more than a wood fork to cleave meat.
5) Dexter Shankle - UTPA
Why? This name just makes me giggle for some reason.
4) Austen Powers - CS Northridge
Why? If you don't know, I guess you don't like movies.
3) Willie Dingle - Rider
Why? It's not proper to show your Willie Dingle in public.
2) Chris Porn - Elon
Why? Because this guy knows how to use his Willie Dingle.
1) Chief Kickingstallionsims - Stetson
Why? I figured it would mean "Likes to Kick Stallions." But apparently it means "Strength of Fallen Rocks."
Be proud, Tall Chief.
Also in the South, an old man - a "chief" in years, if you will - is making waves, as only a 73-year-old balling with men 1/3 his age can do.
Here's an excerpt from an article about his exploits leading up to becoming a member Roane State Community College basketball team in Tennessee:
Mink said he spent the better part of last summer in the gym at Knoxville's Central Baptist Church.
"On the average, I was in there seven or eight hours a week, running, playing and getting myself in shape,'' Mink said. "I knew I'd be going to school and playing, so I have to have my stamina built up pretty good.''
Mink said he played on a senior Olympic team this summer (3-on-3, half-court), finishing second in state tournaments in Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia.
"And I won the Tennessee state free-throw championship this year by hitting 19 of 20,'' he said.
Mink's goal is to get himself conditioned well enough to play at full speed for a 10- to 15-minute stretch, even though it's likely he won't play more than five or six minutes in a game for Roane State.
No, he's not having a heart attack. Rather, he's having a profound-influence-on-the-way-society-views-older-people-in-sport attack.